Few comics have the chops to keep up with Conan O’Brien, which makes the final two minutes of his appearance on SubwayTakes all the more incredible. After dishing out an assortment of very Conan-esque takes (“All statues should be made out of soap,” “We should have a separate area for people who want to talk about their diets,” “Plastic surgery should be mandatory”), Coco met Debbie, the owner of a Brooklyn bar called Confessions. The two proceeded to riff for nearly two minutes, and it’s just about the best thing. Only in New York.