In an explosion of patriotism — like an American flag unfurling, waving in the wind, and then jerking off to an even bigger American flag — South Park has changed its name to South America.
The move comes after President Donald Trump’s order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America, following the collapse of trade talks between the two former allied countries. Apple Maps and Google Maps have complied.
“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA,” the show’s creators wrote in a statement. “We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
