A John Waters Christmas

Help! It?s Christmas! To hell with Santa, Rudolph, Mrs. Claus and, yes, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, too! We?re not sitting on that man?s lap this year! Nosirree, not getting down on our knees for anybody either. All you need to get through this holiday season is John Waters; St. Nick the Dick, Father Fistmas, Kris Kringleberries! Ho ho ho was never like this! Once again Waters is touring the country on his slippery sled of sewage with his comedy bag of tricks, handing out filthy sticks and stones to bad little nonbinary boys and girls and everybody in between and beyond. Ninety minutes of Christmas jeer and holiday beatings! Go ahead, teabag that tree with your own balls and then knock it over on yourself on purpose! Scream, drag queens and kings, scream! Yes! We?re all getting cha-cha heels this year! Postage-due Christmas cards, too. We want gift-wrapped get-out-of-jail holiday coupons! Mistle-toejam! As Dawn Davenport would say, "We asked and we?d better get!? Happy hole-iday! Merry

- Box Office: (818) 508-4200
- Administrative Office: (818) 508-4201

- Available for all performances
- Pickup at Box Office with valid ID
- Tickets can be retrieved 30 minutes before show time
- Arrive early to ensure smooth pickup

Parking lot is available at 5200 Lankershim ($2 or $4 covered). Free parking at the corner of Bakman and Weddington.

Wheelchair accessible. Hearing assist headsets.

No food or drink. No smoking. No weapons. No drugs.

- Age recommendations vary by production
- Children under 5 generally not permitted
- Babes-in-arms policy may apply for specific shows
- Parental guidance suggested for mature content