David McSavage

  MCSAVAGE RULESAn unhelpful masterpiece for regaining integrity –Having lived a life of burning bridges and telling everyone in authority to fuck off, this is McSavage’s area of expertise.THE RULES:1. When you’re young, fail at everything. 2. Ensure people around you think you’re shit. 3. Build up...

  MCSAVAGE RULES

An unhelpful masterpiece for regaining integrity –

Having lived a life of burning bridges and telling everyone in authority to fuck off, this is McSavage’s area of expertise.

THE RULES:

1. When you’re young, fail at everything. 

2. Ensure people around you think you’re shit. 

3. Build up seething resentments towards these people for decades. 

4. Drink a lot. 

5. Use aforementioned resentments as motivation for creativity and drive. 

6. Never become too successful. 

This hilarious show will help you learn how be an outsider, own nothing, be poor and hated, but if nothing else, you will have integrity.