Noah Kahan has a problem: his fans keep shitting and peeing on the floors of his concerts. Mere weeks after a fan defecated near the stage during the singer’s concert in Philadelphia, there were new reports of a woman in Section 125 at Kahan’s Citi Field concert on Sunday who dropped her shorts and allegedly peed on another fan’s purse.
Following the poop incident in Philadelphia, Kahan literally led his fans in a pledge in which they all promised to do a better job managing their bowel movements. But with the pee incident now making waves on social media, Kahan is apparently now looking to Congress for help. During his concert in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday night, the musician used the show’s “Dial Drunk” phone booth segment to spoof a call with an unnamed member of Congress, informing the crowd that legislation had been passed “ordering everyone to wear diapers.”
If attendees of Kahan’s upcoming shows are looking for diaper brand recommendations, Olivia Rodrigo fans seem to already know what’s up.
@viewithphie Noah Kahan’s dial drunk call in DC tonight #noahkahan #concert #dc
