A John Waters Christmas

The First Four Rows (Rows A - D in the Center Section ONLY) include an autographed show poster, a small group therapy Q&A with John following the show and a selfie from distance.
People who dont like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies sooo here we go again! The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too bad little boys and girls and thems because Waters has A John Waters Christmas 2026 his own Christmas List and you're on top of his delinquent delights. Slide up the chimney to this fastmoving allnew radically religious Xmas revival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa bottom for Krampus and ask you to hop on this nonbinary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease. Its A John Waters Christmas and the entire world is yelling back HAPPY HOLEA DAY TO ALL!

- Box Office: (818) 508-4200
- Administrative Office: (818) 508-4201

- Available for all performances
- Pickup at Box Office with valid ID
- Tickets can be retrieved 30 minutes before show time
- Arrive early to ensure smooth pickup

Parking lot is available at 5200 Lankershim ($2 or $4 covered). Free parking at the corner of Bakman and Weddington.

Wheelchair accessible. Hearing assist headsets.

No food or drink. No smoking. No weapons. No drugs.

- Age recommendations vary by production
- Children under 5 generally not permitted
- Babes-in-arms policy may apply for specific shows
- Parental guidance suggested for mature content