BLOND & BLOND & BLOND

Pourquoi crever seul quand on peut mourir ensemble et enchønsons ?

Nostramagnus - le célèbre astrologue suédois - l’a prédit ila bien longtemps déjà :

“La fin du monde viendra quand il n’y aura plus de grandspins pour fabriquer des lits doubles”.

Ce jour terrible est arrivé. Que faire ? Sinon profiter unedernière fois de la fraîcheur des climatiseurs, du crin soyeux des Blond andBlond and Blond, leurs trouvailles musicales corrosives intubées de suéditudepassionnée.

Comme le hurlait si bien Ragnar-Aux-Dents-Noires, le grandpoète viking :

“Sur le champ fumant de ruines, dressons la nappe dupique-nique”.

Spectacle comique et musical - Humour musical

Durée 1h15

Spectacle tout public dès 10 ans

- Standard venue contact: +33 (0)3 88 10 49 49
- Administrative office hours: Monday-Friday, 9am-5pm

- Located at main entrance box office
- Reservation under purchaser's name
- Valid photo ID required for pickup
- Available 45 minutes before event start
- Unclaimed tickets released 15 minutes before event

- Free on-site parking available
- Designated handicap parking spaces
- Street parking on René Cassin Avenue
- Nearby public parking within 200 meters
- Recommended to arrive 30 minutes early

- Wheelchair accessible zones
- Companion seating available
- Ground floor and first-level accommodations
- Ramps and elevators for mobility
- Advanced reservation recommended for special needs

- No outside food or beverages
- No smoking inside venue
- Valid ticket required for entry
- No pets (service animals exempt)
- Professional photography/recording prohibited
- Age restrictions may apply depending on event

- Children under 12 must be accompanied by adult
- Some events may have specific age recommendations
- Infant/toddler policies vary by performance type
- Discounted children's tickets for select shows
- Quiet, well-behaved children welcome at appropriate events