Dan Tiernan

Dan Tiernan: Quartz And All
Dan Tiernan is back at it again: and this time he’s got magic rocks in his pocket.
With a hat trick of sold-out Edinburgh Festival runs, Dan's a two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee who has received countless five-star reviews. No wonder the Guardian has named him 'one of comedy’s most distinctive new voices'.
‘Loud, inventive, visceral… it’s a blast’ - **** Times
Dan returns on tour armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage and a rose quartz the size of his impossibly large head. 
As seen on ‘Live at the Apollo’, ‘8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown’, ‘The Last Leg’, and ‘QI’.
NOMINEE: Best Newcomer – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023
NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025
NOMINEE: Most Outstanding Show – Melbourne Comedy Awards 2026
‘One of the most compelling voices to emerge in stand-up in recent years’ - ***** Mail on Sunday
‘An hour of unrelenting laughter’ - ***** Skinny
‘Unhinged’ - ***** The List
'With unique ferocity…he’s in utter command' - ****½ Chortle
‘Crude comedy with a big payoff is stand-up’s best yet’ - **** Guardian

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