Lou Wall

Where Are All the Tall Grandmas? Be honest, you’ve never seen one have you? So where the f*ck are they? Do they shrink? Die young? Are short kings eating them!? Or perhaps they are thriving in an underground society, gathering each night by candlelight to uphold the sacred sanctity of the towering matriarch . Lou Wall is not saying that Tall Grandmas are the Illuminati … but they’re also not saying they’re not. In this hilariously unhinged new hour, Wall dives head first into the disappearance of tall old women everywhere - a comedic investigation into height, heritage and what it truly means to live large. “Wall is a comedy whirlwind.” New York Times, 2025 Nominee – Melbourne Comedy Festival Award 2025

DOORS: 7PM
SPACE: THE RECHABITE HALL

AGE SUITABILITY: 15+ (Accompanied Minors Permitted)*

CW: Course Language

*The Rechabite is a licensed premise.

• Minors U18 will only be admitted if accompanied by their own parent or legal guardian and must exit the venue by 10pm. 
• Any accompanying parent or guardian will also need to be in possession of their own valid ticket and ID.
• Please check the AGE SUITABILITY of the event, as minimum age restrictions may also apply. 

VENUE INFO
ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE. We honour the Whadjuk Noongar people as the traditional custodians of the land on which we live, work and play and offer our respect to Elders past, present and future.

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
Tickets. If you are attending a ticketed event, please have your tickets ready to scan on entry.

Bring ID.
The Rechabite is a licensed venue and you may be asked for a valid ID at the entrance.
Anyone unable to provide ID may be refused entry. 

The Rechabite has a zero-tolerance approach to harassment, discriminatory, or anti-social behaviour. Please be kind to one another. If you see or experience anything that makes you feel unsafe please speak to our staff.

The venue reserves the right to refuse admission to any person.
Intoxicated persons will not be admitted.

ACCESSIBILITY
If you have accessibility requirements or any questions about the venue or specific events, please get in touch at hello@therechabite.com.au

The Rechabite honours the Companion Card Scheme. Please contact us ahead of the event to request a companion ticket. For more info on accessibility click here.

- +61 8 9227 2300
- General venue contact number

- Located at main entrance
- Valid photo ID required
- Tickets must be purchased in advance
- Collection available 30 minutes before event start time

- Street parking available
- Nearby public parking lots
- Limited on-site parking
- Ride-share drop-off recommended
- Public transport accessible

- Wheelchair accessible spaces
- Ground floor venues with ramp entry
- Accessible restrooms
- Staff available to assist patrons with mobility needs

- Age 18+ for most events
- No outside food or beverages
- No smoking inside venue
- Professional camera equipment requires prior permission
- Respectful behavior expected

- Most events are 18+
- Some family-friendly events may allow children
- Minors must be accompanied by adult
- Age restrictions vary by specific event