- Main Box Office: (877) 965-3786
- Administrative Office: (703) 255-1900
- Located at Main Box Office
- Identification Required for Pickup
- Available 1 hour before performance start time
- Electronic Ticket Options Also Available
- Free Parking Onsite
- Multiple Parking Lots Available
- Handicap Parking Near Venue Entrance
- Carpooling Recommended During Peak Events
- Wheelchair Accessible Sections
- Companion Seating Available
- Assistive Listening Devices Provided
- Designated Accessible Restrooms
- No Outside Food or Beverages
- No Smoking
- Bags Subject to Search
- Photography/Recording Typically Prohibited During Performances
- Children 3 and Older Require Ticket
- Lap Tickets for Children Under 3 May Be Available
- Family-Friendly Performances Offered
- Parental Discretion Advised for Late Evening Shows
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