- Main Office: (901) 555-8282
- Artist Booking: (901) 555-8283
- Located at main reception desk
- Valid photo ID required for pickup
- Available 1 hour before scheduled events
- Unclaimed tickets released 30 minutes before event start
- On-site parking lot available
- Free parking for artists and staff
- Limited visitor parking
- Street parking also permitted
- Handicap parking spaces near entrance
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Designated areas for individuals with disabilities
- Companion seating available
- Assistive listening devices upon request
- Professional and respectful behavior expected
- No outside food or beverages
- No recording without prior permission
- Dress code: Smart casual
- Age restrictions may apply depending on event
- Children under 12 must be accompanied by adult
- Certain events may have specific age limitations
- Parental discretion advised for mature content performances
- No infants or very young children during late-night events
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