- Main Contact: (901) 555-7890
- Box Office: (901) 555-7891
- Emergency Line: (901) 555-7892
- Located at main entrance ticket booth
- Open 1 hour before event start time
- Valid photo ID required for ticket pickup
- Tickets held for 30 minutes before event
- On-site parking lot available
- Street parking on adjacent roads
- Nearby public parking garage within 2 blocks
- Parking fee: $5-$10 depending on event
- Handicap parking spaces near entrance
- Wheelchair accessible areas
- Companion seating available
- Elevator access to all levels
- Assistive listening devices provided
- Advanced reservation recommended for accessible seats
- No outside food or beverages
- No smoking inside venue
- Proper attire required
- ID required for alcoholic beverages
- No weapons permitted
- Photography/recording may be restricted during performances
- Age restrictions vary by event
- Children under 12 must be accompanied by adult
- Some events may be 18+ or 21+
- Infant/toddler policies depend on specific show
- Discounted child tickets may be available for select performances
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