THE LORDS OF VEG FUNK

 
STEP INTO THE CHURCH OF VEG AND ENCOUNTER A ONE-OF-A-KIND MUSICAL EXPERIENCE . SERVING STEAMING PORTIONS OF VEGETABLE-THEMED FUNK, SOUL, DISCO AND HIP-HOP.

AN 8 PIECE BAND THAT PRAISES THE HOLY NAME OF CABBAGE AND SEDUCES YOU WITH THE SENSUALITY OF SWEET SPINACH SALVATION. 

THIS TRAVELLING CONGREGATION TAKES YOU ON A JOURNEY BEGINNING WITH THE LORE OF CABBAGE SCRIPTURE AND ENDING WITH VEGETABLE SPANKERY AND JUMP UP PARTY.   

THE CHURCH IS A MULTI VEG BASED CHURCH AND TRAVELLS WITH FELLOW VEGETABLE HEALER THE POTATO GURU WHO IS AN ABSURD MUSICAL SPECTACLE OF DEVOTIONAL IDIOCY DELIVERED BY RENOWNED BRISTOL POET AND PERFORMER PETE THE TEMP. 

LEARN TO SEE THE DIVINE POTATO IN ALL THINGS, JOIN THE CULT OF POTATO JOY, AND BRING YOUR NIPPLE CHAKRAS INTO ASTRAL ALIGNMENT.

EXPECT DANCING, LAUGHTER AND EVEN CROWD SURFING. 

POTATO YOGA IS A HOMAGE TO YOGA (WITH IN-JOKES TO AMUSE THE YOGA FANS) AS WELL AS A PLAYFUL POKE AT WELLNESS-INDUSTRY SERIOUSNESS AND INSTA-CHIC SPIRITUALITY.

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- Ticket pickup located at venue entrance
- Valid photo ID required
- Arrive 30-45 minutes before event start

- Limited street parking on High Street
- Public car parks within 5-10 minute walking distance
- Some nearby municipal parking lots

- Ground floor venue with some wheelchair access
- Limited designated accessible spaces
- Contact venue in advance for specific requirements

- No outside food or drinks
- Age restrictions may apply depending on event
- No smoking inside venue
- Photography may be restricted during performances

- Child admission depends on event type
- Under 16 must be accompanied by adult
- Some events 18+ only
- Check specific event guidelines