Unfunfair

The Goblin King and his department of Gobaganda want YOU to heed the call!To boldly form ranks on the frontline, baring arms and teeth for UNFUNFAIR’s brand new Auditary Assault and DEBUT ALBUM “GOBZ OF WAR”To celebrate the release of our “A-musical”, “Dungeon Punk”, “Gob’N’Roll”record we encourage you to pillage, plunder and pilfer to your hearts desire. However there is no loot without YOU forming ranks on the Frontlines, so be sure you steel yourselves and pack your war faces for we shall be on campaign marching upon The New Cross Inn on Sunday the 18th October with our retinue of evidence eaters and a piratical horde “Eat the Evidence” and “Tow Rag” as auxiliaries bolstering our goblin hordes on the field. This is to be the first amongst our Gobpocalyptic campaign to be announced.Dressing in your finest plate armour, peasant garb or piratical paraphernalia is encouraged however  please leave your weapons in your hovels.Raise your horns and lower your expectations!Your Goblin King has spoken!“LET LOOSE THE GOBZ OF WAR!”

- Main venue contact: +44 20 7639 7225
- Bar enquiries: +44 20 7237 4445

- Located at main bar entrance
- Valid photo ID required for ticket pickup
- Open 1 hour before event start time
- Ticket confirmation or booking reference required

- Limited street parking available
- Nearby public parking lots within 5-minute walk
- Recommended use of public transportation
- Nearest train station: New Cross Gate

- Ground floor level accessible
- Wheelchair spaces available
- Companion seats provided
- Advanced notice recommended for special requirements

- No outside food or drinks
- Age restrictions may apply for live events
- Dress code: Casual
- No professional cameras without permission

- Under 18s must be accompanied by adult
- Most evening events are 18+
- Daytime events may allow accompanied minors
- Check specific event details for age restrictions